Savages
OMG. This is the gayest movie ever made! No wonder the
reviews were so horrible! It’s all about two gorgeous guys -- a butch top and a
fem bottom -- who fall in love and decide to involve an unfortunate woman in
their relationship as a beard. But it’s really about THE TWO OF THEM! And THEY ARE THE SAVAGES!!!!!
You’ve got to see it, man.
Ted
Let’s see. There’s Marky Mark’s naked butt, which is
delicious and just, well ….he’s in love with a bear and he can’t seem to get
married. Need I say more?
Dark Horse
A gay guy made this and even though it’s not about a gay
couple it IS a bout a nerdy man who lives with his parents and can’t get
married (yet another one) and he has fantasies about a dominatrix who is kinda
like his mother. Oh, and like, Mia
Farrow is in it. (Duh!)
What could be gayer?
Magic Mike
People are falling all over themselves to say how ‘insubstantial’
this movie is. No…not like um…Men in
Black! I’m sorry but there is so much fabulous male semi-nudity in this
move that……well.….case closed.
Moonrise Kingdom
Okay there’s nothing gay about this movie except it’s VERY
campy and it’s also PRO SEX and ANTI-AUTHORITY so I hereby define this movie as
gay!
So there.